Privacy Policy

I'm using the privacy-respecting open-source analytics tool "GoatCounter".

I have the results configured as public, so you can see exactly what it shows me, at https://giantsquidfun.goatcounter.com/.

If you're too lazy / uninterested in going there, then I'll write it out here. It doesn't track individual users, it only shows me aggregate information. It tells me:

• Which pages are being viewed most (what do the people want)
• Which site is referring people here (are people finding my site via Yahoo, or 4chan, or some hidden-onion-service on the deep-web, or somewhere else)
• What size of computer-screen are people using to view my site (should I design my site for mobile users, or desktop users)
• Which languages people use (would a German version of the site be appreciated)
• Which counties are people visiting from (just cool to know whether any Antarcticans are visiting)
• Which operating system are people using (is my site attracting the Linux-Chads or the disgusting Windows-plebs)
• Which web-browsers are people using (can I use that cool new Firefox-only feauture, or is everyone still using Internet Explorer)

That's it. It's very basic. It doesn't track you, nor steal your fingerprints, nor sell your your soul to advertisers. And I make it public, so I can't even sell anything.

The GoatCounter privacy policy, says exactly what I just wrote, but via more technical jargon.